I just had this crazy idea. So, anyway, in my Kid Icarus fanfic Desire, one of the characters is an angel by the name Kallistrate, and her design is based on Captain N’s Kid Icarus.
A weird thought came into my head.
An AU of Captain N where the N Team discover Kid’s actually a girl.
…Would it be considered destroying one’s childhood or spicing it up?
Good night, sweet prince.
First reaction: *KEYSMASHING* MY POOR BABY YOU’VE SUFFERED SO MUCH!
Second reaction: …Holy shit his hands are HUGE.
Third reaction: Her hand is on his thigh.
Fourth reaction: WOW HER THUMB’S RIGHT ON HIS BRACE.
Fifth reaction: …His hair looks cute without his laurel crown.
Sixth reaction: You know, there’s probably muscles in his wings? He’s unconscious because HIS MUSCLES HAS BEEN BURNED TO A CRISP. HE’S IN FREAKING PAIN.
Seventh reaction: …Is there a card of him shirtless? If not, is the Idol of this card him shirtless?
Eighth Reaction: …Also I’m tired of those “lol Pit has no nipples” jokes. OF COURSE THEY WON’T PUT NIPPLES ON HIM, HE’S AN ANIME CHARACTERS. THEY SOMETIMES SKIP THAT PART. IT’S AN E10 RATED GAME.
(A good example of Sorakh’s thought process, ladies and gentlemen.)
This is bullshit. I have a friend who wouldn’t be able to see any of these numbers and he’s nothing like the mentioned descriptions. It also falsely asserts that homosexuality is a mental disorder when a wide variety of doctors and psychologists say that it is not.
You bastards who classify homosexuality as a mental disorder; YOU’RE the ones with the mental disorder! How is anyone supposed to see that number in the fifth one anyway?! Ridiculous! UGH.
Yeah, what people says. …Also, I thought these are the tests that are used to see if people are colorblind and has nothing to do with psychological disorders or syndromes. …Seriously, WTF IS number 5? It doesn’t look much like a number than a freaking wierdass pattern.
But no, seriously. Using the Ishihara Color Test for pseudo psychology? REALLY? I’ll have to ask my optometrist about this, because this makes no EFFIN’ SENSE.
Wait a minute..!
…You’re thinking Pokémon, dear. DDR is a dancing game.
It’s a reference to the iconic DDR song, Butterfly
Because what is DDR songs today, I do actual ballroom dancing.
…That explains everything.
Why do I always think Pokémon when I see that hat and net…
Usually I don’t reblog stuff like this but… WOAH.
I love this. I would totally wear this kind of stuff.
Something something… Ah forget it.
Watch- Pit’s going to imagine him going “MOE MOE KYUN”, and DP will punch him for thinking that.
I don’t think it was ever about originality, I thi—
Wait, what’s the camera pointing at?
-Gaol
…MAGNUS!
poiv:
“I think they used it in that one series, ‘Super Bash Sisters.’”
“You mean ‘Super Smash Bros.’?”
Pit and Palutena are the perfect duo. Another print for Fanime!!
Obviously Pit’s losing because he’s used to the Gamecube controller.
Also the Centurion with the popcorn is freaking adorable.
YUSS someone made gifs so I don’t have to!! :D Thank you!!
…WTF Cilan. You can make even the most ridiculous wig look not bad. WHAT IS YOUR SECRET, OH GREAT ONE.
Next time you cosplay a judge, thought, cosplay as a made Shiki Eiki. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.
Thor hears the good news.
Guys what am I doing, I don’t even know anymore. o_o
Not into the Avengers but OMG this is perhaps one of the most funniest part of Norse Mythology. (I’m a huge fan of Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok, so all my knowledge of Norse Myth is because of that fandom.)
For those who doesn’t know the story, Asgard needed some walls and they hired someone to make them, and they did a bet. (I think it was Thor who made the bet, iirc.) So, when it was apparent they were losing a bet because of a stupid horse, they got Loki to transform into a mare and attract the horse.
While it helped in winning the bet, Loki ended up giving birth, as a mare, to an eight-legged horse, Sleipnir. Yeah.
This is why mythologies interests me because of the crazy stories that they have.
